what?

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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turntechgoddamnit:

This was on the roof of my parking garage

turntechgoddamnit:

This was on the roof of my parking garage

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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autogynephile:

don’t dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you have, dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

is it bad I see 'wet in the rain' fanart of Blake and just wonder 'wait what if shes like one of those pallas or norweigan cats with tons of fur' so when it gets humid it just FOOFS out into this huge mass. devours all combs. challenges Yangmane for dominance.
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dashingicecream:

challenges yangmane for dominance